i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
(Source: growlithed, via simple-kine-ocean-vibe)
The educational system in one image.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
(Source: vitundarvakning, via simple-kine-ocean-vibe)
I wish I could illegally download clothes
Sounds so familiar…
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…
(Source: l-a-b-o-r-a-t-o-r-y, via unofficialchris)